You know those days when you get the mean reds?
The mean reds, you mean like the blues?
No. The blues are because you're getting fat, and maybe its been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid, and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?
The only remedy?
Buy a big massive f off magazine (i.e. 336 pages) (even though you haven't finished this month's Vogue ...)
and also maybe get a pair of black and gold pumps that have been reduced to an affordable price
and finally a pair of earrings that give the impression of being cute and happy, not angry and sad